Some people you just don’t f*cking like, they’re usually referred to as “haters”; then there’s the people that you would like to like but because of a personal obligation to someone else, you’re not allowed, those are called “frenemies”. In case you were wondering Kylie Jenner and Blac Chyna fall into the frenemy zone and they fall pretty hard.
We’ve all heard the stories but if you aren’t up to speed, legend has it that Kylie stole Blac’s baby daddy at the tender age of 17 and now Blac is engaged to Kylie’s older brother. Sloppiness to this degree has a lot of fall out and for almost 2 years Kylie and Chyna went for each other’s jugular but the feud was oh so entertaining.
Shade was thrown from all 4 corners of the earth between these two but after a cease fire the sun has emerged (Ok I’m done with the Star Wars intro). After all the shady tweets and subliminal Instagram captions, social media returned to a state of normalcy; until yesterday when they decided to bond through selfies and face swaps on snap chat.
I was casually snooping around on a few different celebrities when hell froze over. I ran through every possible scenario : did big brother Rob save the day, did momager Kris threaten Chyna, maybe they were still feeling the effects of a very potent 4/20. Whether it was drugs or Jesus it was an interesting turn of events.
This move was shocking but expected all at the same time since Chyna will eventually become Kylie’s sister in law (try not to lose your lunch). So obviously a mend between these two was on a close horizon and despite my boredom from all the positive affirmations it’s actually nice to see. I enjoy a dose of drama every now and then but my patience for this mess was thinning faster than Tamar Braxton’s edges.
I’m going to take it a step further and say that this is a win win for everyone. The world will be a much better place without the Kardashian/Jenner family making another headline over their extensive sex (not love) lives. Maybe they can start standing for something other than how to wreck a home when you’re not even of legal age yet. Like how to make friends with your mans ex, since Kim set the trend first with Amber Rose and what do you know Amber and Chyna are besties…alright there’s already enough fuckery in this post. I’m officially done, I just hope Kylie and Blac are too!