This is Why Your Sex Life Sucks

There’s something about sex that gets almost everyone’s panties in a bunch and now I know why, because almost everyone is having horrible sex. Yes you read that correctly and if you’ve clicked on this post you’re probably one of those silent sufferers. Well suffer no more because we’re about to turn your sex life all the way around.

There’s probably about 6 million reasons why sex is bad for some, if not most but one of the reasons could be lack of a connection. If you’re one of the types that casually dates or sleeps around with whoever even if there’s no connection, you may be wondering why your ex is the last person you enjoyed boning with. If this is the case but you are deathly allergic to commitment then here’s a solution. Instead of trying to build a romantic connection with someone maybe try building a friendship.

Friendships is like the training wheels stage before an emotional attachment begins to form. Once you meet someone you can actually tolerate outside of the bedroom, get to know them. AfterΒ you’ve established each others favorite colors, see if the sex is better. You may just be missing out on a little chemistry which doesn’t come around every day. So once you find it, bottle it up and store it.

Sometimes its not all our fault but most of the time it is because we don’t know how to say “you sick in bed”. Now you may have a difficult time reaching whoever you direct those words to afterwards but that still isn’t a good enough reason to keep having bad sex. If you’re in a relationship or consistently having bad sex with someone then call them now to let them know you’ve had it with their lackluster performance. No don’t do that, they’re probably going to serve you a not so stellar rating in the sack as well.

Next time you guys are together find a way to tell them what you need in bed and what could be done differently. Make sure not to sound to accusatory because theres no bigger turn off than someone not claiming their half of the responsibility for terrible sex. If you play the field with strangers then you’re going to have to get right to the point. During the deed, tell them what to do, where to move, how to move and everything your dirty mind can conjure up.

Ladies, yes I had to make an entire section for us because some of us have a tendency to put sex on the back burner. Its important to note that sex hardly ever falls down the ranks on a man’s priority list. In other words, from the moment a man loses his virginity until the day he dies, sex will always be something he very much enjoys and needs. Now if you feel that your man just isn’t putting down the same moves as when you two met, all your sex life needs is a little shock therapy.

Reignite that fire by switching things up. Move sex from the bedroom to the car, watch out for cops and innocent bystanders though or you could become the worlds next greatest meme. Break away from your normal routine if you’ve fallen into one. Don’t wait until its lights out to have sex, when he comes home from work have on one of those outfits he likes so much. Or you could just skip it and attack him the second you see him. I don’t think he’ll have qualms about either and if he does, you’ve got way bigger issues and I’m not qualified for that level of bulls*t.

He’s not only going to enjoy the change in your sex life but he’s going to mirror it right back. Nothing’s sexier than being with someone that wants to be with you. Feeling wanted and desired is what takes your sex life from boring and predictable to animalistic and spontaneous. Chances are he’s going to feel the need to satisfy you in return. If he doesn’t, drop him and run.

Thanks for reading and let us know if you’ve ever leveled up your sex game in the comments section below.

 

 

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