What a year 2016 has been. Trump is a legit presidential candidate, the bachelor told two women he loved them and Kim K has taken a sabbatical from social media. For the cherry on top, the universe decided to reveal that our favorite bromancers, Jay-Z and Kanye West, are total frenemies. Took the wind out of me too. Here’s how their feud started.
Last week on the saint Pablo tour, Kanye West decided to unveil some hard truths after declaring Jay -Z a nemesis. Inciting a Blair vs Serena show down for the ages, Gossip Girl style. West killed hip hop lovers fragile dream by stating “there will never be a Watch the Throne 2” because of “some Apple Tidal bullsh-t.” Jay-Z, otherwise known as Hov, is an owner of Tidal; so is Kanye. My new favorite punch line.
The father of North and Saint West continued his confession bomb by admitting “our kids ain’t never even played together.” Scandal alert. He was also bothered by Jay’s lack of urgency to Kim’s robbery after a simple phone call. “You wanna know how I’m feeling? Come by the house.”
These allegations confused a very large fan base as the two rappers appeared to be close for years but looks can be deceiving. And deceiving they are. Page Six reported the “99 Problems” rapper apparent disgust for Kanye. A source claimed “Jay can’t stand him” and that “he looks at him as this crazy, eccentric motherf - - ker he can tolerate in small doses. Kanye is a nut job. Everyone knows that.”
The shameless insider even claimed that Jay “tolerated” Kim K’s hubby only because “there was so much money to be made.”
Really not too sure what Mr. West is so mad about but it’s giving me Degrassi drama vibes and the Canadian government should’ve boarded up that learning facility 14 seasons ago. It’s no secret the two entertainers couldn’t be any different. The Carters have always maintained a close lid on their private lives while Kim and Kanye seem to detest the simple life. I imagine it would be a media frenzy if these two families had a play date and that sort of attention is probably Jay and Bey’s idea of a nightmare from hell.
Would be nice if these two could just kiss and make up. I’m sure you Gossip Girl enthusiasts remember the catastrophic aftermath of a Serena Blair duel; the fight to reign as queen B never came easy. At this point I could totally see Jay pulling the robbery on Kanye’s G.O.O.D music minions and forming a army to show who’s head bitch. Be sure to catch the ultimate showdown on next years Grammy red carpet. Jay will probably even exile Kanye to sit second row in company with the likes of Tyga, Q-Tip and Migos. I would just die.
Now reports are surfacing that Beyoncé never liked Kim and she’s the reason for their kiddies lack of interaction. Perez Hilton is about to have a field day.
What a shame too. I thoroughly enjoyed their joint ‘Watch the Throne’ album and I patiently waited for the sequel. Now because of a Kanye tantrum it’ll probably never happen. Way to go Kanye. Honestly, it’s just really unfortunate to bare witness to two of hip hops most successful moguls behave in such a petty manner. The way I see it, these two millionaire men are feuding like two catty socialites midway into their crash diet. I know there’s only room for one queen B to sit at the top of the steps but that spotlight burns bright enough for the two to share. Hopefully the casualties of this war aren’t too damaging.