There’s a new Kardashian thanks to Rob and Black Chyna who welcomed a beautiful daughter yesterday morning just shy of 8 pounds. The on-again, off-again couple who are for the moment on, arrived at the hospital with Tokyo Toni (seriously, whats with these names?), Chynas mother. Kris Jenner and boyfriend Corey Gamble were also in attendance to meet the new Kardashian, as well as Amber Rose who arrived to meet her bestie’s new baby.
Soon after the delivery, like a dedicated snapchat pro, Chyna introduced the world to Dream Renee Kardashian. Honestly, for the child of two very famous people I’m thoroughly surprised at how almost normal the name is; or maybe I’ve just heard too many detestable celebrity baby names. I’m sure you all painfully remember Blanket, Apple, Moxie Crimefighter, Petal Blossom Rainbow, Pirate, Audio Science; I wish I could’ve made those celeb baby names up but even I’m not that creative. These children will unfortunately have to bear the burden of the dumbest decision their parents ever made for the rest of their lives. I’m thinking they should’ve named new baby Kardashian, Beijing. Then they could’ve kept the East Asia tradition going. Can you imagine a Chyna, Tokyo and a Beijing?
Hopefully the new parents can mend their relationship now that they have a new bundle of joy to set an example for. It really would be a shame for chyna to yet again be kicked out of the Kardashian tribe. I’m almost certain they would never let her back in if Rob truly gave Chyna the boot and we could all kiss Rob and Chyna’s E! reality show goodbye then. Words cannot describe the level of devastation that would cause for all us true ratchets at heart. We got you Chy!
Anyways, enjoy these pics below of adorable baby Dream Kardashian!