3 Basic Rules of a Threesome

Let’s see a show of hands for those who enjoy a sweaty, rough, and to the point rumble beneath the sheets. Or are you a fan of the stare into my eyes and whisper sweet nothings in my ear sort of participant? No? I got it. You’re more of the gags, whips and chains type of person who gets a kick out of safe words and dungeons. If I totally missed the mark and none of those scenarios spoke to you, there’s plenty more combinations of sex. And I’m confident that with a little imagination and sexual candor, your wildest fantasies can come true. Unless of course, you’re thinking about a threesome. No they’re not impossible to pull off, they’re actually quite attainable with enough Patron. It’s keeping the threesome from ruining your life that’s the tricky part and I’m not being dramatic. Luckily for you, we’re going to minimize that risk by at least 88% with these common sense tips. Here’s the three basic rules of having a threesome while in a relationship:

1) third party = stranger
If you were thinking to extend and invitation to your girlfriend’s hot friend, stop. Can’t always blame the whipped cream for a your messy sexcapades. Emotional attachment is usually the culprit, so stay far away from any third party you may have caught feelings for because this only ends one way. Total devastation. Strangers are a great choice because you don’t know them and it’s kind of impossible to develop feelings for a stranger. Unless they pulled the ultimate upset during this three man show and totally outshined your partner. Hate to spoil the fun but make the effort to not enjoy that other person too much.

2) communication
Long talks may not be your ‘cup of tea’ especially in the bedroom but it’s the absolute most important tip. You and your partner should discuss each other’s boundaries. What you want, expect and dislike. The easiest way for a threesome to ruin a relationship with two invested parties is if either one feels any sort of discomfort at such a vulnerable time. If your relationship isn’t entirely equipped to deal with this level of experimentation, it could cause a whole string of issues. Nothing’s more unfortunate than a fantasy converting to a nightmare.

3) no regrets
Can you imagine explaining to everyone how the one that got away, ran far away because you both had one too many drinks with Cindy? Sounds like the basis of a depressing yet hit record for The Weekend. Having a threesome is like having an experience. With Proper preparation you can avoid the night from hell. On a lighter note, the boundaries and vulnerabilities of your relationship will be put to the test (now that I think about, that wasn’t very light). Should your relationship fail, at the very least, you can reminisce about that one crazy sex-perience you had; so don’t drink too much. Would really suck to forget something that only very few, far, and between have experienced. What other memories are better at helping you through your break-up? Just substitute recounting the two of you adjusting the star atop last years Christmas tree with the two of you all horizontal with someone else. Better yet?

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